Poop song are what giggly kids’ dreams are made of. While not necessarily the best option, it’s impossible to deny kids love talking about number 2. Songs about poop are bound to put kiddos in a good mood and get the giggles out! Don’t forget to scroll all the way down to find some bonus fart songs for good measure.
When I was a kid email was barely a thing – it was mostly junk mail and chain letters. I distinctl remember my dad getting one about the different “kinds” of poops, their names, and descriptions.
Yup, I grew up with one of THOSE dads.
Suffice to say, with 2 little boys and a mechanic for a husband, I live in a house of poop and fart jokes. I was raised for this. So we love a good fart song over here!
The Funniest Poop Songs for Kids
If you’re looking to be “cool” mom of the year, play a few of these poop themed songs. It’s a perfect way to turn a kids bad mood around!
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We ADORE Kookoo Kangaroo ever since my oldest came home having learned a dance from them. This poop themed song is also a dance along which mean they get giggles AND wiggles out.
Part hilarious song and part, “Why didn’t I think of that?!” This one will have your kids laughing and you wondering how you can get a few million hits by recording your kids’ weird songs.
Okay, even I laughed quite a bit at this one, which is just past this side of funny and into gross. But technically, it teaches how different animals have different poops, which could be an interesting lesson.
Less gross out humor and more of a song to help with potty training, kids will still love this one. Bonus, it will help instill the idea that poop goes in the toilet.
My boys laugh hysterically over this one, which literally just says poop over and over (and over). Sophisticated? No. Hilarious? I guess.
Again – not sophisticated or even really well thought out, except for the fact that my kids find it to be top ten most hilarious things ever. Tacos and poop? Yes, please.
If you have a kiddo at home who loves Frozen and sings Let It Go incessantly, you’ll love this #2 themed song. As a mom, I really identify with the line, “I should have closed the door – Let me poop!”
Okay, so this one is obviously about poop, but even better, proceeds from the channel go to fighting children’s cancer.
Bonus: Funny Fart Songs
- Everybody Farts – Howdytoons
- Fart Song – Larva Kids
- Flatulence – Music Paella
- Fart Rap – Friendly Fables
- The Fart Song – Bob’s Burgers
- Who Farted? – Koo Koo Kangaroo
- Do It Like the Animal – TidiKids
- Let One Go – Another Frozen cover song!